How:
1. Think: Jane's Addiction's "Mountain Song." Think of the bass line. Hum the bass line as follows: "Doo-doo-doo-doo Doo-doo-doo-doo Doo-doo in your pants." Repeat 3x. If you can, have the wife sing the doo-doos part.*
2. Sing: "I was poopin' out a mountain!! / doo-doo, doo-doo, etc. / One of [your name here]'s children!! / Everybody has their own poop-in-'em, everybody has their own poop-in-'em!! / Holdin' it back hurts so baaaad / jumpin' out of my diaper I say ewwwww!!!!"
* - Most wives won't do this. They will, however, appreciate you changing a Poopernova.
Why: It's better to laugh at the poo than have the poo laugh at you.
n.b. Feel free to follow up, after changing, with "Clean-butted", sung to the tune of "Hot blooded."
I often find myself humming along to the Police, Pee Poo Poo Poo, Ka Ka Ka Ka...
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